So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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