Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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