Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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