i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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