my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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