Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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