He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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