hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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