do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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