wrigley field is MILF paradise
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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