i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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