Porn is love you can see.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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