okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
