I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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