So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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