big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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