Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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