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What a fucking waste of an outfit
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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