she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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