Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
worst night to have a conscience
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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