I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
