we're blogging at a bar
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Buhtt sex?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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