It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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