Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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