...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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