I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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