hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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