I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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