We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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