I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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