my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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