i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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