oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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