the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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