That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Randomize
