I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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