glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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