I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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