The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Randomize
