MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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