so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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