obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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