they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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