Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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