Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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