did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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