Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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