this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
