I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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