my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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