i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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