I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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