We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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