Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
You were trust falling into bushes
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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