It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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