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sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.

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(813): View more from Florida

for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for

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Umm you met him three days ago....

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I said what I said

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(516): View more from New York

I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?

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(661): View more from California

When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience

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(618): View more from Illinois

I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia

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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?

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It's a podium place so yeah...

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it

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(585): View more from New York

Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved

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