so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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