your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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