The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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