Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You may now shotgun with the bride
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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